Here are some random Kevin Smith quotes that popped into my head while I was writing my English essay:

"You used company funds to fly to Thailand to have sex with an Eleven...Year...Old....BOY!"

"You're his father, you SICK FUCK!"

"Salsa Shark"

"This chick's a slut, BONG"

"Where do you get those wonderful toys?"

"She could tell me I was going to die tomorrow so long as she told me topless."

"37 dicks!!"

So badly do I want to make the last word in my essay "Nooch".