I've always hated pet names. I will very rarely tolerate a couple who calls each other pet names. Normally if I hear pet names I will get up and leave. I really can't stand it. I realized today that I sometimes call my friends pet names, such as "fat slut", "my sluts", "honey" or "fish monger". I don't know why, but I've always loved calling people "fish monger". I just think it has a ring to it. "Hello, my little fish monger:" Now, doesn't that sound nice?