With this post, I am 48 posts away from 500 posts. That's a hella-lotta posts. I'm a blogging machine! ("um, alysia, i think your recent lack of blogs would say that blog machine is broken." "Oh, shut up, voices, you only know what I know, and I don't know shit, so you don't know shit. Oh, Sliggidy Slam, Just a moment while I check you into the Burn Ward! *vigorous head shakes of victory")