Do you know what the best thing is? When you wake up in the morning too lazy to put on make-up but then later something makes you cry. That is the best thing. Fuck bats carrying bar of wax. The best thing is having a terrible cry and not having to clean the mascara gunk off your face. After you've had a good cry, cleaning the racoon eyes isn't that bad but after a terrible cry all you want to do is die, not go to the washroom to clean your face. Good hygeine says you have to clean your face before sleeping, that means before eternal sleep too.